BOOKS AND BANGALORE

Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Bangalored!



 ‘Be proud of your town because it is a big part of who you are!’ said some wise gentleman.

“Pride without knowledge is like a tree without roots!” said somebody else, a little wiser maybe.

Of late I have begun to follow their words and I have started learning about Namma Bengaluru. What better way than to read all the literature about the place we live in? While discussing our common interests (read books!) a friend recommended me Peter Colaco’s Bangalore: Century of Tales from City & Cantonment’. I was on an eager search the same day.

“Your search ‘Peter Colaco’s Bangalore: Century of Tales from City & Cantonment" did not match any products. Try something like using more general terms or checking your spelling” said Amazon.

“Sorry, no results found! Please check the spelling or try searching for something else” said Flipkart.

 “Sorry, out of stock” said Sapna Online.

“Out of stock, it is in print Madam...” said Mr Maye Gowda of Blossoms Book House with his signature smile.


And then like all roads lead home, I sent this on our WhatsApp group of Akruthi Books.



Pat came Guru’s reply, a dear friend and the owner of the bookstore. If there is something called as cloud nine, it was this text for me at that moment. There is a reason why some book stores become your favourite, it is because they are run by warm people who make the place feel warmer than home. They make a way to your heart. They are not about sales. They are not about discounts. They are not about author meets and greets. They are not about book reading sessions. They prevail for something beyond all that, for the higher purpose of reading.


I received the book by post today and cannot wait to read it. Thank you Guru :-) I am Bangalored, of course for good. 


Off I go on a nostalgic through Namma Bengaluru :-)

PS: For all those who love reading and who live in Bangalore, do visit this bookstore at Rajajinagar, a quiet but bright basement very close to Bashyam Circle. I bet you cannot stop loving this little den and getting some books!

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 -R.

Sunday, May 29, 2016

What 'THITHI' Did To Me...




“You do not have to do it after I die”



He had told my mother during one of their late morning tête-à-tête after a round of household chores. My paternal grandfather had no second thoughts on repudiating some of the customs that did not make sense to him. This was during the period when he was diagnosed of prostate cancer in his seventies, he was being treated for the same and palliative care was all that could be given after the surgery which he had undergone. It was all seeded in his bones and lungs, the cancer cells and of all that mattered to him was his ‘THITHI’ for reasons known only to him; he did not want us to perform the ritual every year. I must say he was very opinionated. Nevertheless his children do it every year now; if he is watching us from somewhere I am sure nothing else will be making him more furious!



Why I brought this up today was because I happened to watch a Kannada movie by the same name last evening with my parents so I couldn’t help but reminisce about it. While some call the movie a dark comedy with unpretentious frivolity, there is something esoteric about it. This was beyond all the brouhaha that Kannada movies are receiving these days, and I am glad I have watched all of them in the theatre. Nothing feels better than watching our fellow Kannadigas put our cinema and our land on the world map.

I am not going to let off any details here because this is not a movie review, this is about the feeling it left me with after I walked out of the theatre, the smile it brought on my face when a group of kids who were walking down the stairs started dancing in front of the theatre screen when the closing credits was on with the orchestra music. I do not know what they understood of the movie but this was a good sign. Watching good cinema is as important as playing a good game or reading a good book, I am glad that with movies like these we can do this today.



Century Gowda, Gadappa, Thammana, Abhi, Cauvery, the shepherds, the dealer in the Xerox shop, the kids playing tiger and sheep after school, the money lender lady in the arrack shop, the dancing old man in the death procession and a dozen other characters portrayed in the movie are all around us. And therefore people of this land connect to the story. What hit me more is the ease with which issues like patriarchy, property, religious beliefs, complex family matters, teenage sexuality, loans, bribes, support of the neighbourhood and all the rustic village life are portrayed in every scene. All one needs is an observer’s eye and a listener’s ear. See through the scenes and listen in between the dialogues, especially Gadappa’s and your movie watching of ‘THITHI’ is complete.



After the movie was over, when Appa was still on his seat hooked to the screen.



“Eli, thithi oota hakalla illi theatre alli!”

[Get up, they are not going to give you lunch now in the theatre!]



So said my Amma with her natural brevity. The lady next to me smirked [The movie by the way is a feast!]. Miffed by the force Appa decided to take his own way out of the place, as we were walking ahead I realized he is not with us. I turned back and remarked...



“Appa elli Amma?”

[Where is he?]


Yen nin problemmmu….your Appa must be gone somewhere” she said, as cool as a cucumber.



“Like Gadappa?” I added.



Well, this is what ‘THITHI’ did to me.



-R.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Books-Choices & Me

This year I am trying to be a voracious reader, a little diverse as well.I decided to stop all the English Vinglish and start something in Kannada last week. A lot of people had recommended me this book before. 



I am not yet done with the book but so far it has been a great read, usually people write reviews when they finish reading the book but I felt like talking about it today for a different reason. While I flip from page to page I am realizing how much I have missed reading Kannada all these years! Thankfully I can do more than just manage! We Indians are blessed with wonderful languages and we rarely do appreciate our own literature.It is enormously commendable, isn't it?  I have realized my fault, have you? Do share any must reads that you know of ,I will be happy to read :-)


-R.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Pancher Shop


Namooru Bengalooru is a quirky place. While the roads and traffic are a woebegone issue, there are some amusing things one finds while travelling. Ever noticed these kind of signboards? I saw this one somewhere near Kengeri last week, I have never found one with the correct spelling until now. I call this Kannadizing English. Sakath alla :-D


-R.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

THE Story




Eliya, this house has a couple of entrances apart from the main door that one can see here. Once upon a time there was this man in his eighties loitering around the katte which is built all around the house, a little elevation or a bench to sit is called so in Kannada. The summer heat of coastal towns of Karnataka ensure that one stays out of the house, sweating yourself out in the sun is better than getting fried like jackfruit chips in a pan of coconut oil inside the four walls. Fit and fine, dhoti clad with a walking stick but very much unlike Gandhi, this man, my Eliya Ajja was a man of swear words. He would walk from one door to the other looking for something outside or eagerly waiting for someone to come. If we were at one door wanting to go out we would find him there, thinking of not to trouble him we would move to the other, lo and behold he would be standing there too tapping his walking stick on his shadow on the floor.

“Ajja!hopale daribidi” [Leave some place for us to go]we would tell.

“Acha bagilinda hogu”[Go through the other door] he would reply. 

Go to the other and he would be there again.

“Ajja!!!” we would scream our lungs out.

“Entha upadra ningaladu makale!“ [What trouble you give me kids!] he would shout back with a 'nayi inde mone' [son of a d** in Malayalam] and continue to stand there.




 Eliya Ajja strolling in the front yard

As far as I know Ajja was not much into reading and writing, knowledge during his days was beyond all that. So when I thought of letters and books of mysteries of life my ancestors have left me only one person came to my mind. And it had to be him, my Ajja, a man of shadows. There is this interesting story I have heard during night time from his dear wife, my Ajji with whom he has had the best of arguments and also his life. She would always add this nice prologue.

‘Aaaringu heleda!’ [Do not tell anyone!]

The story would then begin.

Dakshina Kannada is a land of Adike Thota’ [areca nut farms]. Monsoon skies and greenery, mango trees and sunshine, peacock calls and tender coconut water, cashew fruits and small rivulets, ah! This experience deserves another post. Well Ajja being a farmer took the best care to ensure he had a decent crop every year. There were a couple of servants in the thota working for him; ‘Aalu’ as they are called, of course the caste system is now abolished. This incident was to do with one of them. Areca nut markets were in rich business during that time, and where there is money there is bound to be some theft.

On one dark night Ajja was out for his rounds guarding his thota with his ‘bedi’ [rifle].
Apparently he heard some movement, thinking it was a ‘kudka’ [wild fox]
who was a frequent visitor to his thota at night he pulled the trigger and fired a shot in the air. Far away, he heard a noise, like the deep ripping growl of a thunder. He walked some distance, after only a few lapsed heartbeats he understood someone was hurt and wailing. It was one of his ‘Aalu’ Rama, he was shot dead. Ajja thought he was probably there to steal some areca nuts like he had done previously, unfortunately it was his bad day and he paid a heavy price. Not knowing what to do Ajja pulled him into a cave, he hid his body behind the bushes and returned back home. The next day, Rama was not to be found anywhere and news spread. "Rama has run away to the ‘Ghattas’ " so people were told and thought, it usually happened with Aalus during those times, they would run away in search of work to the Western Ghats and beyond.

The story would end here, and life continued.

What Ajji narrated is something hard to believe. I wonder how much of this is true. Ajja was a hero definitely but how can anyone escape a murder even if it is accidental? Or is it possible for a man as frail as an old areca nut tree himself to do this?  Look at him, look at the picture. Can it be him? Did Rama really die? Or did he run away? This kind of furtiveness is interesting, it does not let me move on. It has been years now since I heard this story, as a child I did not think much of it. But when I visit my uncles at Eliya now, I think of whatever Ajji told me. In the lull of the noon when Ajja’s clock is ticking or when the rest of the house full of his children and their children are gorging on telavu [dosa made of rice batter] with kai[coconut] chutney or when the raindrops fall from the edge of the roof at night  I become aware of the voices coming from somewhere up. It feels like Ajja wants to tell me something.

I wish he wrote down something somewhere about what exactly happened, about Rama, about his escape and most importantly how did he feel about the entire incident. I wish there was a letter or a diary. Such thoughts compel me to search the atta[attic] or the old cupboards and trunks hoping that there is something. I do this every time even now whenever I visit Ajji mane. On the flipside I am sure Ajji is up there somewhere watching me and laughing ;-) After all what is life all about? You and your loved ones, little mysteries about each other, some truths and lies, some stories and experiences, some memories and moments, some learning and sharing, some love and hate, some satisfaction and guilt, sometimes just being there for each other and living your life to the fullest. I wish this was all in a letter or a book. Their funda of how they went about doing it so graciously along with raising nine children! That would definitely not be any cock and bull story. I would be the happiest if these beautiful mysteries are revealed and that would be my higher calling to follow and live by.

Love and miss you both, two of my most favorite people in this world.





The best love story is not about 
Romeo and Juliet who died together, 
but of Grandpa and Grandma 
who grew old together :-)

PS: I am participating in this creative activity organised by makers of The Path of Zarathustra in association with BlogAdda.



-R.